all told, there are probably 60 or so songs on here that were written in a hungover or semi-hungover state. who knows. maybe more. this is the very last one. unless i decide to go on a bender the next couple of days which is looking unlikely. you never know though. i do like to make a liar out of myself.
as in vidal, of course. also, long time listeners will know that i post every song a day late. meaning, this song was posted on january 31st. with that said, happy new year! and my crawl towards nothingness continues…
today i cut my finger pretty bad while slicing a tomato. my roommate has actual chef’s knives and they are pretty damned sharp and i am pretty damned clumsy. my finger is damaged and i had to pick chords that didn’t rely on it, which is almost every one. so voila, this song.
today my favorites collection is available online. it culls my favorite 14 tracks from january all the way to september. it even has a fancy shmancy cover and the songs are mastered so they sound louder and better. it’s free. thanks to jesse, chrissie and aaron for the help.
i used to be a shoplifter. not entirely proud of this fact but whatever. we are all friends here. i never got caught. for years. i began to think of myself as something of an expert. i had lush and ridiculous fantasies likening myself to that leonardo dicaprio character who is so good at forging checks that he begrudgingly helps the fbi catch other forgers. that dream was dashed when i got caught at barnes and noble stealing a, yes, bertand russell book. i spent the night in jail and the cop told me i was bringing shame upon my alma mater. i don’t shoplift anymore.
still messing around with my new computer so have to keep things simple until i understand my limitations. i got one of those baby netbooks everyone’s been crowing about. probably not the best thing for recording music but, oh well. in other news, this completes the massive “seasons” four part arc.